girlfights:

That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen

thatssomorgan:

I liiiike north park mall

ungothic:

i’ve accepted so many Terms of Uses and legal documents that i haven’t even read i have no idea what’s going on or what i’m accepting i’ve probably already signed over the souls of my 5 unborn future children

davestirfry:

dude i was at walmart for black friday and they had a bin of towels for $1.99 and when the dude cut open the bin everyone went fucking nuts and people were like throwing towels everywhere and omg
but there was this random dude who just charged into the crowd, threw his hands up, looked at the ceiling  and screamed “TOOOOOOWELSSSSSSSSSSS” and fucking dove half into the bin i almost started crying 

(Source: chestermcbadbatt)

domiiik:

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsom men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay

y0ure-g0nna-g0-far-kidd:

p1kachu:

didn’t even make it past the first line before i had to reblog

this made me smile

(Source: mydollyaviana)